Another Sunday another brand new episode of Desperate Housewives.
Don’t those guys look pathetic rocking out? There is nothing worse than middle age men trying to hang on to youth. Hey, there’s Julie!! I always liked Julie. She reminds me of Grock, always a calm in the storm. So it makes me a little sad to have to fast forward when Susan, her mom is on the screen. The screwball comedy stopped working long ago.
The Damon just snitched on his other Damon look alike. Porter, Parker? I don’t give a hoot.
Is Julie looking for a daddy? We already know her mom is a fruitcake, so is she looking for someone to help her grow up? Why didn’t Julie just wait for someone on Wisteria Lane to kick their husband out and pick him up? Oh wait, Katherine did it last week with Mike.
What is with these people and these old fashioned answering machines? Its 2008, dammit, get the type of service that comes on the phone.
Gail O’Grady is looking hot. But be careful. Lynette dug deep for her inner street last week and tore you a new one. Do you really want to tell her how tender her kid is? Her husband moves quick like Fat Mittens and kicks like the boy playing Mario Brothers. Puhlease, kick me out of MY house. Yeah okay.
. Ho ho Bob and Lee. I love bitchy gay men.
Drabby Gabby gets the best lines but her wardrobe sucks. She just went from Fashion Bug to Easy Pickens. No that’s some Dots $3.00 clearance rack stuff she wears.
Lily Tomlin rocks as Mrs Mcclusky’s sister.
Cookbook psychology. I’m loving Bree’s explanation about why she cooks. She wants to do SOMETHING right. That’s how I feel when I eat too much chocolate. Trying to get something right.
Dave’s storyline is dragging out. What did he do? It can’t be as dull as poor Alfre Woodard (mis match and the token) or Katherine (a Russian Orphan? As if*).
He just choked the bloop bloop out of Dr Heller.
Pathetic Middle Age men. Why does Carlos play the tambourine. That just looks so sad.
Edie is wearing the hell out of that white outfit. Run for cover everyone. Mike is crazy going after his ex’s new man. Susan must have the bomb stuff.
Okay, now we know that Dave is after Mike. But really who cares.
Best line: Don’t get broccoli, it is not your friend.
*this was originally in Clueless, and I can’t stop saying it.
LOL broccoli is not your friend.
Ha HA