March 31 FX premieres new seasons of Archer! Until then, head over to Netflix and catch up on the first five seasons.
Malory Archer, played brilliantly by Jessica Walters, has some of the best lines on the show. Elitist, not racist, she says the things one would think when you have a bumbling staff, a struggling business, and a string of beaus that may be the father of her son.
Malory was a bad ass from the beginning. After completing an assassination, she stumbles into a bar where she meets Woodhouse.
“Don’t shoot, please! I just killed a man, and I think my water just broke…so, I could really, really use a drink.”
…so, I could really, really lose a drink
Thinking about her future daughter in law:
Her never ending fight with neighbor/frenemy Trudy Beekman:
Recognizing the importance of a regular lunch schedule:
Realizing age a’int nothing but a number:
Keeping employees motivated:
Also keeping up with ADA policies:
When Malory makes lemons out of spilt gin:
After a black out drinking binge, realizing she loves her Sterling:
Don’t be left in the “danger zone” – catch up with Malory Archer and the gang today!
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