North Philly, please don’t hurt ‘Em

I don’t know if I should be offended or not. Jay Z, Mary J. Blige and some other hip hoppers will be in North Philly for a rally. We had Gubner Fast Eddie in Upper Darby today. Why couldn’t that have been reversed? Oh well. I just hope this can be a positive experience for everyone. I know the media will find the one toothless, incoherent person with a rag on her head to ask their views. Only one day more! Please, my people, be like your momma taking you to her job’s party: on your best behavior.