They shouldn’t be called Desperate Housewives, they should be called ungrateful B*tch*s. Chris Rock
What is up with the chicks on Wisteria Lane this season?
Susan is still the (un)lovable goofball. I admit to fast forwarding through her tv time.
Bree is as controlling as ever, but in a good way. I would love to go to one of her dinner parties. I bet she can make gravy.
Lynette is turning into a wet blanket shrew/harpy combo. She was always a pain, manipulative, and meddlesome, but in a loving way. Now she just appears to exist to cut Tom’s nonexistent manhood down.
And Gabby! Why don’t she work? (And my head is bobbing on my neck with my hand on my hips) Gabrielle needs to work if only to buy some better clothes. She looks a hot mess this season. Damn, it’s no Dots or Fashion Bug near Wisteria Lane? Or even a Sears with a clearance rack? (These are places that would fit her budget)It looks like she lets Carlos feel his way through the closet and get herself dressed.
So what happened last night? Lynette thought Tom was cheating on her with a stunningly fabulous Gail O’Grady. But Gail was doing Lynette’s son. Ouch.
Carlos has his own Momma Time to deal with. The mom from Six Feet Under got extra from a massage and drabby Gabby couldn’t decide if money or her pride (which she obvious has little of because she wouldn’t have worn that green monstosity in public) was worth getting angry about.
Susan, I went to smoke on this part, so I don’t know.
Bree hooked Katherine up with Orson’s old cell mate. Katherine did the do with him, claiming she had nothing at all now that Bree was a success. I hope the buddy wasn’t one to drop the soap, heh heh.
That’s my recap.