Joe “Pull My Finger” Biden has just updated his Facebook name to Joe “I Ain’t About That Life” Biden.
In a nutshell the Vice Presidential debate was WAY better than last week’s snooze fest of a debate. Biden came out swinging, like he had Apollo Creed and Burgess Meredith coaching him. I expected to hear Eye of the Tiger or that song from The Karate Kid.
Paul Ryan gave it the college try. He came back with a few of his own jabs, but he forgot to block his face. Biden was a BEAST!
Biden was like that uncle who drinks too much gin and spends Thanksgiving arguing about shiza you have no idea what he’s talking about. Not to say Biden didn’t know his stuff. I was more confident than ever that Biden is the right choice for second in command. He answered all questions with intelligence, vigor, and passion. He loses points for smirking, guffawing, and interrupting. That was tacky.
Ryan reminds me of a Penn student. He knows his stuff but hasn’t found a way to say it so I’ll listen. I liked how he let Biden show his ass and then answered a question. He loses points because he sipped water all night.
What Twitter had to say:
Hello 9 1 1? There s an old man beating a child on my tv — Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012
The true hero of this debate is Paul Ryan’s water glass refiller. — James Urbaniak (@JamesUrbaniak) October 12, 2012
I’m waiting for Joe Biden to curse… its on its way… — Nova Giovanni (@NovaGiovanni) October 12, 2012
The Boy when Joe went all solemn:
I hope Obama took notes.